I pumped and dumped for the first time today.

I wish the reason were that I’d gone out and had that martini I’ve been dreaming of since the cycle that worked

No…it was because my boy was up all night. With gas. That means I was up all night. And he’s been off all day.

This was the second such episode. The culprit? Black beans. They are officially off limits from now until Mr. E is off breast milk (and I hope to breastfeed for a year).