1. Everything takes longer to do.

2. Everything make me tired.

3. I reject the medicalization of pregnancy and childbirth. Everyone that doesn’t tries to push What to Expect When You’re Expecting down my throat. Seriously, everyone asks if I have it. I am ready to get a copy so I can say yes and move on…

4. Food is the most important thing right now.

5. People always ask me how I am feeling and touch my belly.

6. Did I mention I am tired?